Illustrations for Maggie Lange's advice column "Do I Have To" on GQ.com
When to stop working out.
Exactly how much post-coital cuddling is necessary?
Bar etiquette explained.
Always a groomsman, never a guest.
How long do I have to stay around after dinner on Thursday before meeting my friends?
Also how much?
When can I put down this book I don't love?
"Oh, the Ye Olde When Harry Met Sally Credo: Men and women shalt not converse and chill in a platonic fashion."
How to prioritize friendships.
Ghosting sucks, do I have to move on?
"A minute-by-minute scenario of when you can respectfully GTFOOOOOOO."
A new era of post break-up rules.
Advice for coupled horndogs.
My Friends Are Getting Married and I Don't Think They Should!
"There is an enthusiasm arms race afoot in the e-mail world."
"For every photo of a couple smiling with no one around them, there are countless unnamed and unthanked people hovering in the wings, waiting to get by."
"Looks matter. There is a whole fantastic magazine about this very subject, but I can’t quite recall the name of it now. It’ll come to me, I promise."
How to navigate the mess that is ruining your life.
"Should I listen to my friends’ opinions and cut my hair, or persist through my journey of achieving truly beautiful long locks?"
"If you must allocate this work to another party, your question is a considerate one."
Adult Halloween is weird.
Don’t think about it as you not washing your face; think about it as you not-washing your face.
"A group, though it is made up of people, becomes its own monstrous entity."
Illustrations for the recurring column "Chefs Weigh In" on GQ.com
A set of easy Amazon Prime Halloween Costumes and some printable last minute V-Day cards for forgetful lovers.
Issue # 24